So my girl LoloPunzel calls me up together with asks me to be at her date at 3pm the next day. I ask her why together with she says it's a secret. Thinking to myself what the Tophet it could be, I set my alarm to 3pm. I wake up together with it's fucking 2:34pm together with I'm fucking late! I pounce upon to put my clothes on together with shenanigan serenity eating! I'm rushing skim through traffic together with I win to her date at 3:45. At this point she's all steamed up together with refuses to let me in, so I have to work the incredible fetish together with contend persuade her to open the door. After some logic mixed in with some begging she finally caves in. I every knew how to calm her down. Watch out you she's debilitating a blue pain in the neck unmentionables she had just bought to surprise me with! Supposing I would of known that, I would of slept on her lawn...
